More Cheap Cosmetics Raving: Target Cover Girl's Queen Line

This has probably been the worst ad for makeup I have ever seen, not that Queen Latifah isn't normally radiant, but her skin here looks terribly ashy. Do I want to look that?

Does anybody want to look that?

I'm tired of most of these cheap drugstore cosmetics, they try to dupe people into shilling their hard earned dollars on pure crap. I always end up spending more on makeup, than I would at Sephora, because I end up continually trying to buy the newest gimmick that doesn't work. Instead of trying to have customers who stride for brand loyalty, they want to fool customers into shopping for their drivel.

I'm simply fed up.

Hayden Panettiere shows how to do Summer Makeup

I'm loving Hayden Panettiere's makeup at this event. Her shimmery golden bronze skin, lush lashes, full pink lips, all scream perfect summer look for me.

The most perfect summer shimmer I have found yet is most certainly NARS Body Glow. Smells wonderful, light enough to wear over SPF, and you can become a beautiful Golden Statuesque babe.

In her case, false eyelashes were probably used, but that doesn't seem quite right for an everyday girl to wear. Stick to your favorite Maybelline Mascara. I have yet to see any other brand, expensive or not, perfect what Maybelline has done for mascara.

Yet the key part to her look was her rather Matte lipstick, not a glossy or shimmery over-the-top pink affair, but a subdued look, do as to complement her skin, not overwhelm her face. NARS also features a perfect lipstick to complement their Body Glow.

The summer is certainly not over, so get out there and truly glow!

You can never be too concerned about your weight.

In the modern age of obsession over weight, having me monitor every inch I gain, even if it is just the bloat, I love to be in the know of how to wear my weight outside of my body.

Newest Fads:

• Leptin Deficiency is the Reason Your Fat
• Blue Corn will not have you Blue
• Binge Drinking and you eat unhealthy! Surprise!
• Spirulina is the new new supplement
• Smoking is linked to Acne
• Allure Magazine Publishes Something About Wrinkle Reducing Pills
  

I thought all these things were useful tips, but seriously a lot of this is common sense. Go raw and tell me you gained weight for it.

Fashion is Spinach

Everyone should go out and read something by Elizabeth Hawes, if they are American and indeed obsessed with Fashion, Style, or the ever elusive Chic-ness.

To this blog, this will be the first Fashion is Spinach segment, where I just put up humourous little fashion tidbits to keep you smiling and remembering how unnecessary this really is.

Introducing Karl Lagerfeld for Grand Theft Auto. This has already been posted on numerous blogs, but just once for my own personal amusement.



Tailored Suit and Heels. Tastemaker Simon Doonan decides to go to a level not many men have tried before.